Nostalgic Listener Pillows

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Grandma's caf

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Antiques

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."