Nostalgic Music Buff Pillows

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Ringo Starr

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Neil Young

Elephant rides.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Art Garfunkel.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'