Midnight Confidant T-Shirts

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"The overthinker"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Time for tea and friendship.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Caught in the Music

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Wearing bras in 2020.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

"Harold, we need to talk."

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"Pity Party alumni."

It was the call of the wild. Or death. It was getting hard to tell them apart.

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'