Midnight Confidant Prints

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"The overthinker"

A baby playing on a grand piano

Time for tea and friendship.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Caught in the Music

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"Harold, we need to talk."

Rudy, please stop live blogging everything you do. On verge of argument. I'd hate the world to know our most intimate secrets. Sharing is what it's all about. For instance, I'd hate them to know that if you don't stop live blogging you'll never get any nookie. Now where were we? Capitulating.

Promise you won't tell anyone that I like Ryan Beardsley? Of course. I'd die if anyone knew! Ryan B?!! LOL!!! Ha! R.B.? Not likely! Em! You promised not to say anything. I didn't I just texted! I just died!!

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'It's better to light a single candle than curse the darkness.'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"Pity Party alumni."

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'