Midnight Memoirist Prints

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"The overthinker"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Caught in the Music

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Pull and all nighter...

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Papi, I heard something!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Insomnia.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'