Casual Confidant Prints

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Time for tea and friendship.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Let there be cool.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Wearing bras in 2020.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"The price of oil is rising because of the Russians? Well, I don't care as long as they don't fool around with the price of vodka."

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

Rudy, please stop live blogging everything you do. On verge of argument. I'd hate the world to know our most intimate secrets. Sharing is what it's all about. For instance, I'd hate them to know that if you don't stop live blogging you'll never get any nookie. Now where were we? Capitulating.

"Perhaps it was thoughtless of me, perhaps not. I haven't given it much thought."