Casual Confidant Mugs

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

Time for tea and friendship.

A trevor of trainspotters

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Let there be cool.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Wearing bras in 2020.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years and what are you doing now to avoid it?"

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

'Do you not have a dictionary?'

"The price of oil is rising because of the Russians? Well, I don't care as long as they don't fool around with the price of vodka."

"I married for love." "I divorced for money."

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

"Perhaps it was thoughtless of me, perhaps not. I haven't given it much thought."