Concert Confidant T-Shirts

A baby playing on a grand piano

A Symphony of Penguins

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

Time for tea and friendship.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Popera!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Cesar Franck

Singer and her microphone

Dino Fest

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.