Concert Confidant T-Shirts

A baby playing on a grand piano

A Symphony of Penguins

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

I love my Timpani

Piano Recital

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Time for tea and friendship.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Mark Knopfler.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Singer and her microphone

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Cesar Franck

Dino Fest

Mick Jagger.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.