Composer's Confidant T-Shirts

For the last time, yes, he's still following you.

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

My other cello is a Stradivari

A baby playing on a grand piano

Time for tea and friendship.

Kultural K9's.

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Robert Schumann

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Johannes Brahms

Dead Man's Handel

Anton Bruckner.

Mykola Lysenko

Bela Bartok.

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Aaron Copland.

George Frideric Handel

Miss Frumkin, take a fugue in G minor.

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'I'd enjoy Wagner if it didn't have such unpleasant associations.'

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

"Pity Party alumni."

A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

The Trouble With Kings