Composer's Confidant Pillows

Felix Mendelssohn

No Elgar!

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Time for tea and friendship.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Kultural K9's.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Music Student

Sir Edward Elgar

Robert Schumann

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Johannes Brahms

Dead Man's Handel

Anton Bruckner.

Mykola Lysenko

Bela Bartok.

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Aaron Copland.

George Frideric Handel

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Miss Frumkin, take a fugue in G minor.

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'I'd enjoy Wagner if it didn't have such unpleasant associations.'

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

Carl Czerny - 21st February 1791

"Pity Party alumni."

A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

'I'm happy you brought a friend, but did she have to be a lesbian?'

'You are so homophobic.'