Artistic Confidant Pillows

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

A baby playing on a grand piano

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Time for tea and friendship.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Who are you?

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

A Friend in Need.

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'Doing this was easy. Finding someone nuts enough to buy the crap - THAT'S art!'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

'My right brain isn't working.'

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Junk Art

At First Van Gogh attempts to impress by cutting off his ear flap.

'Sit!'

King George IV

"Mother! Have you seem my reds? My yellows? My, for god's sake, my blues??"

"Whinge, whinge whinge! Would it kill you to crack a smile? It's no wonder they call you Mona!"

Francis Bacon

"What's the tab on this bouillabaisse?"

An artist paints a tree using a nude model.