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"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

George Michael

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Man, times have changed.'

Piano Recital

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Eric Clapton.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.