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"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Man, times have changed.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Piano Recital

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Free Bird!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.