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"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Face painting by numbers.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Motorherd