Concert Organizers Gifts

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

A Symphony of Penguins

Robert Fripp

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

"This next one's another oldie."

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Taking a peek at the audience

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano Recital

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Motorherd