Concert Creator Gifts

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

A Symphony of Penguins

Robert Fripp

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Anna Calvi

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

"This next one's another oldie."

George Michael

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Motorherd

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Man, times have changed.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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