Concert Gifts

Rainbow Quartet

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Quartet.

Music at Home Pt. 1

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'We ran out of cups.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Bravo!

A Symphony of Penguins

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Man, times have changed.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Motorherd

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Baby Mozart.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Allegro con molto espresso

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano Recital

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition