Concert Pillows

Rainbow Quartet

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Quartet.

Music at Home Pt. 1

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'We ran out of cups.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Bravo!

A Symphony of Penguins

Robert Fripp

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

I love my Timpani

"This next one's another oldie."

George Michael

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Man, times have changed.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."