Concert Celebration Pillows

A Symphony of Penguins

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bacchus.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision