Concert Celebration Prints

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

A Symphony of Penguins

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Mardi Gras

Robert Fripp

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Rhapsody in Blue.

Cow Pinatas

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Anna Calvi

Bacchus.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"This next one's another oldie."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dancing Doctor

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"