Home Concert Curator Gifts

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

'Man, times have changed.'

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Occupational Hazards.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Popera!

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I read 'Art News.'"

The sunglasses.