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'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'Man, times have changed.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Painting taking root...

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Occupational Hazards.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Popera!

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."