Home Library Curator Gifts

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Shoe addict.

Misunderstood artist

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"The new house is almost ready!"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy