Midlife Crisis Aficionado Pillows

Add a cozy, humorous touch to any space with pillows designed for the midlife crisis aficionado. Soft, stylish, and featuring witty quotes, they make relaxation even more fun.

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"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..." mockup

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

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He kept up his guitar practise... mockup

He kept up his guitar practise...

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"Your contents have shifted."

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Mister Mid-Life Crisis

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'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.' mockup

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

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"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works." mockup

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

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'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.' mockup

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!" mockup

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

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"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be." mockup

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?" mockup

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

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"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

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Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins. mockup

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

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The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon mockup

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!' mockup

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

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'I've used up all my eligibilities' mockup

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary." mockup

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

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"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely." mockup

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

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"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle." mockup

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

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Speedo Limit: 21 Years

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score." mockup

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

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Quick Spring Fling

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"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?" mockup

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

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Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

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"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone." mockup

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

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'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

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Midlife: You Are Here.

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'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...' mockup

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

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'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.' mockup

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

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"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald." mockup

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

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"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore." mockup

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

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'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.' mockup

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

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"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?" mockup

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

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Midlife Crisis Aficionado Pillows Collection

Midlife Crisis Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your journey through midlife with humor and clever designs—perfect for mornings and coffee breaks.

Midlife Crisis Aficionado Prints

Decorate your space with prints that recognize the humor in life's changes—vibrant designs that celebrate midlife with wit and style.

Midlife Crisis Aficionado T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt that celebrates midlife with humor and style. Our designs turn life's changes into fun and fashionable statements.