Midlife Crisis Aficionado Mugs

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

Middle-Age Superheroes

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"

Quick Spring Fling

Midlife: You Are Here.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"