Mid-life Musers Gifts

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

The Evolution Of Man.

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'In denial and loving it!'

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"Sometimes, on a day like this, I can just catch the faintest smell of youth."

"What's wrong with your dad?"

"You've hit the age where your broad mind and narrow waist are turning into your narrow mind and broad waist."

'it's going through mid-life crisis.'

"It started with a little rinse to cover the gray..."

"Don't quote me on that."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"With proper flossing your restoration will last forever. My assistant will show you how."

'He used to live in the fast lane, it's more like a blind alley now.'

Ignitas