Microwave Mishap Appreciator Pillows

Job Safety - Lunch.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

'You made me jump,'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Good Kitty No More.

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?

Clown Airbags.

Quasimodo Drops a Clanger

A little green monster

"Time of death, 11:55." "Wait, what?" "No, sorry, my phone died."

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

Vern left his weed on the couch again. Bad for Vern. Good for Scooter.

'I think I know who's been tapping the sunday collection.'

Boy caught by a policeman

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"

Danger Quicksand.