Microbial Marvel T-Shirts

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Catch this!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

"I feel so seen right now."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Germ Home

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."