Microbial Marvel Gifts

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Catch this!'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

How DNA molecules combine.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Look on the bright side. With only one cell, how much can go wrong?'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Germ Home

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.