Microbial Maverick Gifts

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Sure, all the diseases come down here, but so do all the antibiotics."

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"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm going to get you fired."

Grandma's caf

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Catch this!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Biker chopper shopper

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

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Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

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