Microbe Marvel Gifts

"I feel so seen right now."

Bio-Engineering Seminar - THE VIRUS, Threat or Role Model?

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Disease Management

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

"I'm going to get you fired."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Catch this!'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Bacteria fame at last.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Friendly bacteria

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Asexual harassment.