Microbe Magnate Gifts

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Entropy.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Catch this!'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Asexual harassment.

Friendly bacteria

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"These grapes are a bit funny."

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

Germ Home

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.