Microbe Marvel Mugs

"I feel so seen right now."

Microbiology Lab. He's an excellent scientist, but a lousy speaker about microbiology. Ah, he's no good at small talk.

Bio-Engineering Seminar - THE VIRUS, Threat or Role Model?

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Disease Management

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Comicron

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"I'm going to get you fired."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

Footballer and Bacteria.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Catch this!'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'