Microbe Marveler Mugs

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Catch this!'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

Adios Amoebas

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Walking on Water

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Germ Home

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'