Microbiome Marveler T-Shirts

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Catch this!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Friendly bacteria

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Louis Pasteur

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

How DNA molecules combine.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Germ Home

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."