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"These grapes are a bit funny."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Catch this!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Friendly bacteria

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Louis Pasteur

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Adios Amoebas

"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Germ Home

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

'Did you ever have a feeling you're being watched?'