Microbiology Nerd T-Shirts

"You're wasting your time. I'm asexual."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Disease Management

"Tour de Frank"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Naked Mole Rat

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

DNA Analysis.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Gene Therapy

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

Footballer and Bacteria.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Protoplasm

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."