Michael Pollan Fan Clubber Gifts

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Circus trousers

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Hay fever hotline.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'You just grew three inches.'

'I hate idol gossip.'

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

'Man's first, best friend'

"I see you met the author."

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

"Nope, what I had in mind was more of a sort of double helix."

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

"Hey! It says here that civilization as you know it has come to an end, but don't worry. Civilization as I know it is about to take over."