Michael Pollan Fan Clubber T-Shirts

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Circus trousers

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Hay fever hotline.

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'You just grew three inches.'

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State...."

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Man's first, best friend'

"I see you met the author."

"Nope, what I had in mind was more of a sort of double helix."

Early mass transit

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