Paleo-politics Fan Gifts

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Best before 65 million BC.

The discovery of asparagus.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Dinosaur Group Think

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

News remote

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Extinct dinosaur...

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Trump's firings

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'