Paleo-politics Fan Gifts

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Best before 65 million BC.

The discovery of asparagus.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Dinosaur Group Think

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

News remote

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Greek Crisis

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'