Mice Fan Club Gifts

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Phew, that was close."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Well, we got the grant."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"...And now show us what you said."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

Vik and Fabrini.

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'The cat is SUPPOSED to be giving you a hard time!'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"I assumed they'd play while I was away, but this is very strange."