Mice Fan Club T-Shirts

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Phew, that was close."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Well, we got the grant."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"...And now show us what you said."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

Mouse shopping after hours

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

'The cat is SUPPOSED to be giving you a hard time!'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Don't go. It's probably just a trap!"