Mets Supporter Gifts

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

'My feet are killing me.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

100k Desert Crawl

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Football Blockers.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Cheerleaders from another planet

Who won what game?

Soccer Fans.

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"That was two what?"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Go Team!

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Sports area vendors.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.