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Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

'My feet are killing me.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

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Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Football Blockers.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

Soccer Fans.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Cheerleaders from another planet

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"That was two what?"

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

Go Team!

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."