Metrics Myth Buster Gifts

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."