Metrics Myth Buster Pillows

"You got 50% and 45% for accuracy!" "That's over 100%...Yes!"

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"