Metric Mechanic Gifts

Poetry repairman

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'