Metric Converter Gifts

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Poetry repairman

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Hectare?

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

What are the chances?

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'You might want to let that one go...'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

What's this in Euros?

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"