Metric Converters Gifts

'I only weigh 95 Kilograms ... Thats 210 in pounds!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

You will always find a spot to garden

Poetry repairman

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Hectare?

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'You'll be happy to know that the meter reader and I have arrived at a mutual understanding.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'Yes, my good man, we'll have the '02 Vin de Table - and make it the 1.5 meter bottle.'

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

What are the chances?

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

'You might want to let that one go...'

What's this in Euros?

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'