Method Actor Pillows

'...And for future reference, Mr. Glynn, you don't need to 'get in character' for regression therapy.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"But what's my MOTIVATION?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Hamlet'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.