Method Acting Fan Pillows

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Methodone actor - "I could have been a contender, but I seam to be having trouble remembering my lines."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Joan Hickson

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

'Therapy in L.A.'

They soon changed their name..

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

"I'm preparing for a movie role. You?"

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Konstantin Stanislavski.

"Not another security guard role! I feel like I'm always type-cast..."

Psst! Stay in character!

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

Audition For the Birds

Where Will It All End?

A 3D TV distracts as a truck crashes through a wall.

"Hello, Cruz? Wasn't that fight scene awesome?"