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George's method acting preparation for his role in 'Cats' was starting to annoy the neighbours.

'It's Meryl Streep - she wants to play you.'

"You're both deserving of the part, but Dennis went the extra mile by gaining thirty-five pounds just for the audition."

Star and drama coach confer on the set of "Jaws XI."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Joan Hickson

"Hugh fans!"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Sylvester Stallone

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

Sir John Gielgud.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Melanie Griffith

"Granted, there's no business like show business, but that's not the business I know."

Daniel Day Lewis

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

Quentin Tarantino

Morgan Freeman

"The big screen really brings out the violence."