Method Actor In Disguise Pillows

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Keyworker

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Daniel Day Lewis

"Any other skills?"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

"How was your day, dear?"

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Konstantin Stanislavski.

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Psst! Stay in character!

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"I'm preparing for a movie role. You?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

Bar. I know I don't look like the adventurous type but I have a high-risk portfolio!

Tennis Doubles

Where Will It All End?

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"