Method Actor In Disguise Pillows

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Keyworker

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Any other skills?"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

"How was your day, dear?"

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Konstantin Stanislavski.

"I'm preparing for a movie role. You?"

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Psst! Stay in character!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

Where Will It All End?

Audition For the Birds

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"

Tennis Doubles